After seeing some threads it's clear that there are chapos here who need a mentor in the romantic arts (tm). Pitch me your best Q's and I'll spit my best A's.

I've been a professional dating coach and matchmaker for the last 6 years.

edit: Wrapped up for now. Thanks everyone and good luck out there, you can do it!

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    matchmaker

    Like the big wooden matches that light easy and burn even or those shitty cardboard ones that are impossible to light and burn down super fast?

    • KarlMarxOfLove [love/loves]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      You know those waterproof survivalist matches that can light anywhere? Yeah, I basically make the people skills version of those.