After seeing some threads it's clear that there are chapos here who need a mentor in the romantic arts (tm). Pitch me your best Q's and I'll spit my best A's.
I've been a professional dating coach and matchmaker for the last 6 years.
edit: Wrapped up for now. Thanks everyone and good luck out there, you can do it!
Like the big wooden matches that light easy and burn even or those shitty cardboard ones that are impossible to light and burn down super fast?
You know those waterproof survivalist matches that can light anywhere? Yeah, I basically make the people skills version of those.