After seeing some threads it's clear that there are chapos here who need a mentor in the romantic arts (tm). Pitch me your best Q's and I'll spit my best A's.

I've been a professional dating coach and matchmaker for the last 6 years.

edit: Wrapped up for now. Thanks everyone and good luck out there, you can do it!

    • KarlMarxOfLove [love/loves]
      ·
      4 years ago

      The petty small talk is just signaling to each other that you can match social queues. It's there to show you can handle the shallows before you go a bit deeper. Most people don't care either, they're just checking on some level that you're not going to immediately launch into ranting about your childhood or describing in detail the entire plot of Muppets Unleashed.

      • curmudgeonthefrog [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        so uh... hi...what are your thoughts on the non Muppets Unleashed one-time after-hours events held at Disney Hollywood Studios theme park in the Walt Disney World resort on August 23rd, 2014?