After seeing some threads it's clear that there are chapos here who need a mentor in the romantic arts (tm). Pitch me your best Q's and I'll spit my best A's.
I've been a professional dating coach and matchmaker for the last 6 years.
edit: Wrapped up for now. Thanks everyone and good luck out there, you can do it!
deleted by creator
Well not a hard wait like that, I'm not going to turn down anyone if that somehow comes to be. But I really have nothing else going for me and don't have much energy/motivation/whatever to actively look, so the effect is the same.
deleted by creator