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Or step it up a notch. (And ya gotta wait until this comes up in conversation.)
Session 1: My Chaos Paladin tells party his goddess' name is Beth.
Session 2: Find magic sword, name it Beth.
Session 3: Tell party my goddess wants to be called Kate now. (Chaotics, ya know?)
Session 4: Explain that the goddess is OK if I still call my sword Beth, but I should name the next one Kate.
Session 5: Utter a vow of enmity: "For Kate's sake I stick my last Beth at thee!"
Send a couple of yochlols their way. That ought to get rid of his smitey sense. Lolth doesn't take kindly to usurpers.