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shrekland • 3 years ago

what is your morning routine? heres mine

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what is your morning routine? heres mine

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shrekland • 3 years ago

Many of you have asked me “shitbird, how are you so successful”. Well (1 of) My secret Is my morning routine:

1. Wake up when house gets 2 loud(sometime btwn 4am-10am)
1. sit on balcon w/ toy dinosaur and cat, think about my dreams (mostly shrek sometimes communism lotsa babes & himbos)
1. skatebord inside hous aka apartment
1. drink a gallon of vegan water and feed cat
1. Farting / pooping / piss
1. First shitpost of day on hexbear dot net :hexbear-retro:

so chapos / hexbears, what is your morning routine?

Upvote 4 mor content. Anyone can be this successful if they rize and grind.

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I’ll dm you when my unemployment eventually runs out. This shit is cash rn

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    shit dont tell the us government that i still want their (vegan) cheese
    
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