Many of you have asked me “shitbird, how are you so successful”. Well (1 of) My secret Is my morning routine:
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- Wake up when house gets 2 loud(sometime btwn 4am-10am)
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- sit on balcon w/ toy dinosaur and cat, think about my dreams (mostly shrek sometimes communism lotsa babes & himbos)
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- skatebord inside hous aka apartment
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- drink a gallon of vegan water and feed cat
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- Farting / pooping / piss
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- First shitpost of day on hexbear dot net :hexbear-retro:
so chapos / hexbears, what is your morning routine?
Upvote 4 mor content. Anyone can be this successful if they rize and grind.
imagine having at least one trans-coded character and themes (polyjuice) but still being a fucking TERF lmao rowling is sucha fuckin loser
That shit is all gold, but “Final Rupture” really does it 4 me
:cat-vibing:
“there is blood in the glorrrry of salvationnnnnnnn”
lyrics write themself
thank you @JoeBiden and @LeftistJoeBiden for the unemployment dollars. You make this lifestyle of glamor possible.
I’ll dm you when my unemployment eventually runs out. This shit is cash rn
We also don’t have a litter box so they are encouraged to poop in nature. Jealous of their freedom tbh
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Wake up
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Shit wherever I damn please
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Kill local flora and fauna
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Vibe
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Cat wakes me up around 10 for cuddles. We then sleep until about 2 (I usually go to sleep around 6am). Smoke a cigarette, make coffee, drink coffee and smoke a joint in the shower. Feed kitty and sitting up cuddles while I watch a star trek before doing some kind of thing...I don't have a job so I just kinda vibe most days
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Wake up
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Take a piss while checking international news
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Eat breakfast while reading more news
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Go to work
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shitpost at work
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it was “oh fuck it’s morning already? I haven’t even slept but I guess there’s tomorrow” and then it was “morning? fuck that”.
Since I’ve been on Lyrica it’s been “fuck it’s 2pm and I haven’t done anything fuck fuck fuck- I dont really have anything to do though… ugh I’ll get up fine” and then I have a Staffordshire Oatcake for breakfast, drink pineapple juice, take my first lot of pills, drink an energy drink, read for half an hour, take second lot of pills, drink coffee and read, take third lot of pills, drink another energy drink and finally get to my desk around 4ish and start writing and messing around online. Fill in “smoke cigarette” in between or during most of these activities.
sounds pretty dope ngl. hope the pills and stuff are helping you.
also ohmygod i want a vegan version of that oatcake yum
the vegan variation is what I have (though you have to order them 12 at a time unlike regular ones which you don’t need to order and come in 6s, 4s and singles), vegan cheese and vitalite“butter” are my usual toppings although I sometimes just have it with vitalite if I’m particularly tired that morning. They’re also dead easy to make yourself but honestly when you can make a hot breakfast in 40 seconds in the microwave (1 minute if you have a topping like cheese), it’s kinda not worth it and when 12 of them are just £1.10, its probably not much more expensive than if you bought the ingredients to make them yourself.
we would have full dual power in america already if everyone lived like this
(nothing happens unless we do our dreams so they are not dreams anymor)
In the summer I am good at morning routine:
Wake up when it gets too bright or the birds start yelling (6:45am)
Scroll hexbear on my phone in bed for an hour
Get up, put on a shirt, take my adderall
If cat screm, pet or play with cat :lenin-cat:
listen to podcast while bumbling around the kitchen (taking out compost, doing dish, making tea, thinking about breakfast)
Participate in capitalism
In the winter it's like "wake up 15 minutes before first meeting, scroll hexbear for 13 minutes, hastily throw on a shirt and take adderall, pretend I didn't just wake up for meeting and like my shirt isn't inside out"
- Smoke a cigarette
- piss
- Smoke another cig
- eat something out of fridge
- Smoke cig
- Go for a walk
- Smoke cig
I am addicted to cigarettes
Fuck like a half pack at the least, but no more than a full pack on a stressful day.
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wake up 4:14. take shower
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make breakfast
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to work at 6. Work 10 hours.
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come home at 4-5 pm. Be too tired to do anything.
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go to sleep.
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thnx comrade. gotta be all bout dat hustle. heres what i listened to writing this
a fellow poop fan i see (im also pooping again rn)
btw why does your dog need eye drops are they ok?
he posts like every 1-3 months lolol
i wish there was a follow feature so i could get notified when he posted new slop
Wake up and dick around on hexbear/youtube while I wait for my partner to finally wake
Go make coffee and pet my dog/let her outside/feed her
Drink coffee with my partner and watch some junk on my living room computer
Walk dog with my partner
Chill til we have to go to work
This is an A+ morning routine
- I like to lay in bed, watch ASMR, and wait until my first fart of the day
- After that I like to drink a whole cup of water and eat toast
- I find an image to post to c/Shrekland
- Play video games until I go to bed
