Many of you have asked me “shitbird, how are you so successful”. Well (1 of) My secret Is my morning routine:
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- Wake up when house gets 2 loud(sometime btwn 4am-10am)
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- sit on balcon w/ toy dinosaur and cat, think about my dreams (mostly shrek sometimes communism lotsa babes & himbos)
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- skatebord inside hous aka apartment
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- drink a gallon of vegan water and feed cat
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- Farting / pooping / piss
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- First shitpost of day on hexbear dot net :hexbear-retro:
sounds pretty dope ngl. hope the pills and stuff are helping you.
also ohmygod i want a vegan version of that oatcake yum
the vegan variation is what I have (though you have to order them 12 at a time unlike regular ones which you don’t need to order and come in 6s, 4s and singles), vegan cheese and vitalite“butter” are my usual toppings although I sometimes just have it with vitalite if I’m particularly tired that morning. They’re also dead easy to make yourself but honestly when you can make a hot breakfast in 40 seconds in the microwave (1 minute if you have a topping like cheese), it’s kinda not worth it and when 12 of them are just £1.10, its probably not much more expensive than if you bought the ingredients to make them yourself.