God Tier:

(Deidre)

• Hot af environmentalist into making a beautiful solarpunk utopia on planet.

• All the messed up shit she does is absolutely justified

• Becomes a human God

• Lovely architecture that reflects the best of mankind

• Pet mindworms

• Really easy to get laid in Gaian bases according to Lal's memoirs

Good Tier:

(Lal)

• Bit of a Liberal but ultimately has the best interests of humanity in mind

• His issue is he is too attached to the old world

• Pussy

• Loves his wife, good family man!

• END OF HISTORY GUYS PICK HIM

(Zakharov)

• Bit of an authoritarian but uses his scientific knowledge to merge us into Planet

• Creates horrific resentment among the proletariat that leads to constant cool sci fi riots he quells with forced lobotomies

• Only Faction that definitely has internet

• Also had really cool glasses

Solaris Tier:

{Planetmind}

• Weird poetry lover

• I imagine it'd be fun to talk to if a bit trippy.

• Reminds me of the shroom hallucination version of Pan that I run into every time I go tripping

Meme tier:

(Morgan)

• Black Trump but without the racism.

• Would probably be fun to hang out with ngl

• Parasitic capitalist fuck

• Has a South Parkesque TV show as his propaganda show

• Has the funnest bases because you can buy super weed and hookers in the same place legally

(Santiago)

• Yeah we get it you liked Starship Troopers

• You know that was a comedy right?

• Gets killed by based Gaians

Shit Tier:

(Yang)

• End of humanity

• Death of the things that make us great

• Ugly fucking bases on top of that (Le bunkers!!111)

• Doesn't even end up getting exterminated, just kinda drop out of the plot

• Creates the Genejack like some kind of fucked up Dr Moreau guy

(Miriam)

• Also the end of humanity

• Christian Iran

• Ends up killing her entire faction in some horrible Jonestownesque mass suicide

• Ugliest leader

• Cathedrals are pretty cool ngl