NEW YORK—According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping event in history.
I intend to account for many of these. My hands are going to be the pressure cookers and my local Target the Boston marathon.
Israel Adesanya has felt really guilty about his name lately and showed up at my gym to teach me an anti-Zionist Jutsu that carbonates the bloodstream of any boomer I punch.
I intend to account for many of these. My hands are going to be the pressure cookers and my local Target the Boston marathon.
Israel Adesanya has felt really guilty about his name lately and showed up at my gym to teach me an anti-Zionist Jutsu that carbonates the bloodstream of any boomer I punch.