i was just trying to add lenin to my miitopia party and i find this deeply unhinged shit
do you want to fuck vladimir lenin? test your compatibility with vladimir lenin! i'm sorry, if you're overweight vladimir lenin will not fuck you because "Overweight directly contradicts the type of personality Vladimir is trying to project. Straight lines and square corners accent his good physique and enhance his appearance as a leader."
also "Who is Vladimir Lenin? He is a male celebrity." is a deeply fucking cursed opener.
Vladimir Lenin has the potential within him to become a spiritual teacher, and if he will find the opportunity and inner resources to reach his full potential, he will be remembered for generations. But even if not, Lenin will still have a strong, spiritually empowering influence on others.
what in the esoteric fuck
He is generous, kind, and attractive. Yet, he is baffles by the admiration and adoration bestowed upon him. He moves well and gracefully, must seek out physical exercise and limit the sweets and dairy he craves to keep himself from becoming plump and round.
:what-the-hell:
like this paints a... decent? light on the dude but it is so fucking detached from any sort of reality that it feels like fucking weird obsessive fanfic
there's a compatibility tester lmao
Compatibility level: 100% - A natural fit that usually produces a very compatible relationship.
All numbers dividable by three have several things in common. First and foremost, all these numbers respond to the physical, emotional and spiritual needs of others. In the case of Vladimir Lenin - Life Path master number 33, this is expressed mainly towards those in the immediate circle: family and friends. In the case of videogame - the 9, it is directed more towards people at large - pretty much all of mankind.
Vladimir- and videogame's compatibility as romantic partners is very good. Both Vladimir and videogame are self-sacrificing, giving and caring people. Vladimir is more practical, videogame more idealistic, but their motivations are similar.
Another aspect they have in common is their creativity and their eye for beauty, which, contrary to what might be expected, is pretty often a source of trouble for Vladimir and videogame. Sometimes they will see eye to eye when it comes to decorating, but often they won’t. And since they are both opinionated in this matter, in order to prevent unnecessary arguments, what they should do is give and take a little, something they are both quite capable of doing.
Another talent or trait they share is a sense of justice. Vladimir and videogame are both strongly affected by a sense of right and wrong that can be very powerful - sometimes to the extent that they get involved in politics or become activists. Unless they happen to be on opposite ends of the political spectrum, this trait can further strengthen their bond.
Vladimir and videogame, are highly compatible. However, there are some areas where they may find themselves clashing if certain negative traits are allowed to grow. Although this is not common, a warning might be in place. videogame's idealistic and self-sacrificing nature can also be conceived as arrogance and self-righteousness. Recognizing the relative value of one’s concepts and ideas is not a strong point with videogame. Through innate sense of justice, videogame may have recognized a tendency to put down those who do not see things the same way as videogame does. Especially when combined with strong religious dogmas, videogame can become a negative influence on others, sometimes ruining a relationship - even with the most devoted partner.
If videogame feels locked in that corner, videogame will do well to realize that what we believe and what we think, is just that, a thought, a concept, the truth as we see it. videogame should always keep in mind that any perspective, no matter how enlightened, is still limited. Knowing that, videogame will be able to be compassionate and tolerant towards others. The 9 is the least prejudiced of all numbers, but as with all human traits, its dark side tends to be the direct opposite of the light side.
Although the most loving of all numbers, Vladimir has a dark side as well, and a dark side that can be nasty indeed. Vladimir can become intolerant and angry, often without a clear cause. The irritation and anger seem just to sit there, inside, waiting for an opportunity to break out, without rhyme or reason.
The negative sides of either Vladimir or videogame are rarely displayed, but they will need to watch out for them in order to prevent them from spoiling what is most certainly one of the highest-potential relationships around.
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