i was just trying to add lenin to my miitopia party and i find this deeply unhinged shit

do you want to fuck vladimir lenin? test your compatibility with vladimir lenin! i'm sorry, if you're overweight vladimir lenin will not fuck you because "Overweight directly contradicts the type of personality Vladimir is trying to project. Straight lines and square corners accent his good physique and enhance his appearance as a leader."

also "Who is Vladimir Lenin? He is a male celebrity." is a deeply fucking cursed opener.

Vladimir Lenin has the potential within him to become a spiritual teacher, and if he will find the opportunity and inner resources to reach his full potential, he will be remembered for generations. But even if not, Lenin will still have a strong, spiritually empowering influence on others.

what in the esoteric fuck

He is generous, kind, and attractive. Yet, he is baffles by the admiration and adoration bestowed upon him. He moves well and gracefully, must seek out physical exercise and limit the sweets and dairy he craves to keep himself from becoming plump and round.

:what-the-hell:

like this paints a... decent? light on the dude but it is so fucking detached from any sort of reality that it feels like fucking weird obsessive fanfic

  • unperson [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Other male celebrities born on the same day as Vladimir Lenin: Immanuel Kant (1724-1804)

    Vladimir Lenin, on the other hand, does not have that kind of patience. When the forces are no longer in Vladimir Lenin's favor, it is time for war. "Confront the challenges head on with a 'damn the consequences' attitude" - this is Vladimir Lenin's dilemma. This can be a thriving relationship as long as Vladimir Lenin does not start on a path of unknowns and risky, questionable results. However, that will unavoidably happen and Immanuel will at times be seen as a stick in the mud, a source of frustration for Vladimir Lenin. When this kind of situation becomes overwhelming, it will almost certainly bring this relationship to and end.

    On the other hand, as long as Vladimir Lenin is able to respect Immanuel's need for a secure, perhaps even predictable, lifestyle, and Immanuel can understand Vladimir Lenin's need to try new avenues, take risks, occasionally venture out into unknown territories, the relationship can endure.