https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1402060680698732549
song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9jvmhJtDBk
I, of course, had to read more, here is the rest. Sorry, not gonna format this shit, but here is the lyrics link (censored an ablest slur)
Tom MacDonald Lyrics "Snowflakes"
spoiler
If you lie to the government they'll put you in prison But when they lie to all of us it's called being a politician You think taking guns away will save our kids from the killings But your pro-choice abortion kills way more children If America's so terrible and racist It probably isn't safe to encourage immigration, just saying All the contradictions are embarrassing You know who hates America the most? Americans Trigger warnings used to be on TV for seizures And now they're everywhere to protect millennials' feelings He, she, his, him, hers, them, they Screw a pronoun, 'cause everyone's a r----d these days I hear 'em preaching at a protest that hatred's the problem But hating straight men, white folks, and Christians is common Coca Cola telling people they should be less white They preaching tolerance but if you disagree, they fight There's a race war here, elections based on fear Black lives only matter once every four years Soldiers died for this country and every one of us benefits Give welfare to the bums and forget about the veterans Black folks and white folks divided by the news But we're all the same, we are red, white, and blue Ashamed to be American? Okay, that's cool 'Cause honestly, we are all ashamed of you too
Y'all are so fake, oh no The forecast said that there'd be snowflakes, whoa-oh You can't make us see it your way, no way, gasoline and propane More flames, oh no No more snowflakes
They set us up to fail, that's what they built the system for Put an ammunition shop across the street from a liquor store Empowering women used to be different than this before The role models got OnlyFans or dance on a stripper pole Screw it, I ain't tripping, I don't mean to be mean But if our children are the future then our future is bleak They take an Adderall to focus, hit McDonald's to eat They're addicted to phones and they take Xanax to sleep They blurred the lines dividing communism and democracy In 2021 we paint the patriots as Nazis The men playing women's sports get trophies for winning Like great, let's celebrate a man for beating some women If you're black, your life matters, you're supposed to embrace it If you're rich or you're smart then you're probably Asian If you're gay then you're brave, all of that I'm okay with But if you're white, the stereotype is you are a racist Blaming capitalism like that's the reason things are tough While you tweet from an iPhone and sip on a Starbucks You're supporting what you stand against you don't think you are but A Percocet addict don't donate money to pharma Damn dog, we're all afraid to speak the truth And the more afraid we get, the more we hate the ones who do You're ashamed to be American, okay that's cool 'Cause honestly, we are all ashamed of you too
Y'all are so fake, oh no The forecast said that there'd be snowflakes, whoa-oh You can't make us see it your way, no way, gasoline and propane More flames, oh no No more snowflakes
We could all get along but there's no stopping, ay Everybody's wrong, that's a real problem, ay They don't wanna hear it but they still talking, ay Soon enough we running outta options, ay This ain't gonna end till it's in a coffin, ay We ain't gon' be friends till we try to squash it, ay I don't know how we can make amends or we drop it Snowflakes melt when it's hot, kid
Y'all are so fake, oh no The forecast said that there'd be snowflakes, whoa-oh You can't make us see it your way, no way, gasoline and propane More flames, oh no No more snowflakes
He should have titled it "How to tell people you're a redditor without telling people you're a redditor".
That shit reads like parody.
I actually had the same thought. That dude probably spends half his day on PCM lol