It would be really funny if somebody I didn’t like got guilted into going to “my” meal and choked on my corpse. I suppose providing calories to the community is far from a worst last act if nothing else.
Yeah, like I'd at least want to be fed to pigs or wolves or something. I wouldn't be much use stuffed full of preservatives stuffed in a suit then stuffed in a box to be stuffed underground like some kind of morbid turducken.
What if they put people on ice until enough people of varying sizes were dead and made a turducken out of a big guy, an average guy, and a tiny guy. Shove em into each other goatse style and preheat to 450
It would be really funny if somebody I didn’t like got guilted into going to “my” meal and choked on my corpse. I suppose providing calories to the community is far from a worst last act if nothing else.
Yeah, like I'd at least want to be fed to pigs or wolves or something. I wouldn't be much use stuffed full of preservatives stuffed in a suit then stuffed in a box to be stuffed underground like some kind of morbid turducken.
What if they put people on ice until enough people of varying sizes were dead and made a turducken out of a big guy, an average guy, and a tiny guy. Shove em into each other goatse style and preheat to 450
Human centipede except it's human Matroska dolls.
Horrifying lmao. Almost makes me want to learn stable diffusion.