Every case has more lime than lemon or grapefruit in it. So they know, they fucking know, lime is the most popular.

Lemon is fine, I'll drink lemon all day though I'd prefer lime. I could live with a lemon lime case. But NOOOOOOOOO! Every time I see a case at Costco, THERE'S FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT! Or fucking "Pamplemoose" or whatever the fuck those hipsters at LaCroix call it. NOBODY LIKES THE FUCKING GRAPE FRUIT YOU CHARLATANS! Just make an all lime case cowards! I'm sure this is cuz of capitalism!

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Sorry I'm trying to cut back on drinking.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    10 months ago

    spindrift makes a lime only case and you can order direct online

      • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Spindrift is also just a pricy seltzer to begin with

    • 4am@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      Spindrift is the superior sparkling water and lime is the king of Spindrift

      (Nojito is also pretty tight)

      • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Lime is the king, but grapefruit is the advisor who's really ruled since lime's father died.