Sending death squad trigger happy nutjobs to a mental health call.
The autopsy report shows Lyon was shot 21 times, including 17 shots to the back and one to the back of the neck. Sixteen of the shots to the back were within a 12-by-6-inch space on the upper left side, hitting major organs, including his heart and lungs. The other shots hit him in the chest, face and an arm.
"Attention Officers: There is a man planning to kill himself! Please hurry!"
🚔Sirens blaring
🚔 Running red lights
🚔 Going up on the curb to avoid traffic
"Thank God, we made it in time!"
Immediately opens fire
"Whoo! I've been waiting for my turn to do that since I mailed my application to the academy."