The journalist is a pretentious fuck, but I support a hypothetical Xi-like soft power coup by Francis
The bit about the towels is pretty spurious. "omg this guy has 4 different sizes of towels and they are arranged in the only way that makes any kind of sense". I mean fuck the Catholic Church but I mean I have multiple sizes of towels.
I have multiple sizes of towels, but one towel size is for the bathroom to dry off after rinsing my doo doo butt and the other is for the kitchen to dry off my hands after cleaning my doo doo dishes.
When Italy (and the Papacy) become communist, the only champagne bishops will be allowed to drink shall be Сове́тское шампа́нское
Burke has always been an asshole, not sure how much of a difference it is that he is a hypocritical asshole.
Kinda wish he could be completely stripped of his post and all earthly possessions and be sent off to live in the woods like a Franciscan monk
bourgeois 
