I really REALLY wish nano was replaced as the only non-vim editor that most linux installs come from, because nano has objectively awful keybinds. Micro, for example, is nano but normal keybinds.

You don't even really need to keep nano around for backwards compatibility, no one uses nano in scripts or anything and no one who uses nano to edit configs over ssh or whatever is going to have trouble adapting to micro! Please just do it!