This is a test of the emergency posting system The podcasters of your area in voluntary cooperation with the PPB and federal authorities have developed this system to keep you posted in the event of an emergency. There is nothing wrong with your touchscreen. Do not attempt to adjust the fidelity. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your skinnerbox. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to someone else's inner mind.

This is only a test.

I'm a sloppy bitch

We're at that critical stage where one hesitates to comment on the megathread because it looks like it'll be replaced soon, sadly.