This is from kindergarten cop and the best way I have found to assess class background. Plenty of class traitors have contributed to the great idea, so please don't be defensive. Full disclosure my dad was a janitor who previously was in the army (deceased early 2000-ish) and my mom (divorced) was on disability and incarcerated for most of my life.

  • SickleRick [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    My daddy is Carl Marks, and he drinks a lot of brandy and occasionally writes.

    • Eldungeon [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Don't let him to close to the house cleaner and your sibling, erhemm! I mean her chid.

    • Eldungeon [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      That's an honest living. If he treats you well and loves you you have a good one.

    • Eldungeon [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Yeah. My dad left his post army career as an alcoholic when my moms and he separated. He later went on to become a fine janitor. He was absent but did hold love for us. Short story I also was in the single mom welfare gang, among her boyfriends too... (worst and all)

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    We're working poor. Used to be middle class during the 90s into the early 2000's when my dad's job pulled enough to support my mom and I.

    • Eldungeon [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      That's good. Hope you all are getting by these days too! Being working poor in America sucks. We work until we are broken and we are then discarded into homelessness- the very reason why many of us work so hard to begin with.. ..

    • Eldungeon [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      No shame homie. I am obviously coming from a long line of fuck ups myself

      • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        I wouldn't call my parents fuck ups so muh as wrong place, wrong time. Dad never got a collee degree till he was nearly 30 and worked for his company for a decade before getting a full time job.

  • VILenin [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    My dad's name is Pig Poopballs, he lives at 1917 10th St in San Francisco, and his job is to test how much toilets can handle by shidding pissing and fardding in them until they explode.

    His credit card number is 1871 1917 1919 1949 and the numbers on the back are 501. The last four digits of his Social Security card is 1945.

    Fr though he was a landlord and even then probably the least ghoulish member of my family. They're, uhh, bad, folks.

    I've commented about them before, might dig those up, they elaborate a bit more but aside from those I really can't go any deeper without risking some terminally online chud showing up at my front door.

    • Eldungeon [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      So lame secret agent man. Is this Brace?? I'm going to send you back to brat camp. That can't possibly be your personal information because it's a relative of mine so you must be lying to hide your bourgeois background. Cope be real.

  • kissinger
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • Eldungeon [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Thank you kissinger. First real, good faith submission. Is civil service like the merchant marines or something??

  • Eldungeon [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    3 years ago

    I should have posted this in struggle sessions. This site got daddy issues!! Lol