Obama = Mario: Upright, well mannered, professional, protects the stratus quo, crushes the enemies of the monarchy with a smile on his face

Trump = Wario: Oafish, rude, crass, obscene obsession with tacky displays wealth, does the same shit as Mario but with a low brow showman-like presentation that some people gravitate towards

Biden = Luigi. Lanky sidekick to Mario, foolish, unaware, kind/dopey affect belies a more sinister core

The next president will be a republican, in the same vein as Trump but warped and confounding. The Waluigi of presidents. It is inevitable. You heard it here first. When the Republican primaries come about, look for the most Waluigi-like candidate. They will emerge victorious.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    When is President Luigi going to release the kids from cages?

    Also knowing our luck, the next President will be Bowser.

    Don't blame me, I voted for Yoshi. Too bad he got screwed in the primaries.

    • Grownbravy [they/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      I supported Shyguy in the primaries, then to Cheep-cheep in the general.

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      For a moment I was like "wait isn't that chud self described comedian called Bowzer?". Then I remembered it was actually Chowder. Then I remembered it was Crowder.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Also knowing our luck, the next President will be Bowser.

      That's definitely Ted Cruz.

      Or, I guess, the current DC Mayor.