This morning I woke up and the TV was on, tuned in to some alphabet news org sucking off the Virgin mobile guy for trying to do space bullshit in some fartknocker's rivalry with Bezos and Musk. The segment turned into this gormless dipshit reporter sucking off the lot of them, literally tripping on his words while trying to talk about how they want to give the "best possible experience to customers of space tourism", they're looking out for the consumer you guys!
It went on as I'm looking around outside at all the fucking flooding around my area from climate change, I'm wondering about how fucked my power bill is gonna be from running my fucking fans so much in this heat, and this fucking mush-mouthed fucking putz is trying to sell me and millions of other Americans on fucking space tourism while our planet is dying. How much will these fucking vanity space flights contribute to the issue? What are the emissions from launching some fuck-o's rocket?
The segment did point out the obvious issue: Space flight is fucking dangerous, so if anything goes wrong, it will hurt the whole dumbass prospect of an industry. For the sake of humanity and the earth, I desperately hope these fuckers all die in the cold void of space when they try, hopefully without the debris killing anyone unrelated or further polluting the night sky.
This morning I woke up and the TV was on, tuned in to some alphabet news org sucking off the Virgin mobile guy for trying to do space bullshit in some fartknocker's rivalry with Bezos and Musk. The segment turned into this gormless dipshit reporter sucking off the lot of them, literally tripping on his words while trying to talk about how they want to give the "best possible experience to customers of space tourism", they're looking out for the consumer you guys!
It went on as I'm looking around outside at all the fucking flooding around my area from climate change, I'm wondering about how fucked my power bill is gonna be from running my fucking fans so much in this heat, and this fucking mush-mouthed fucking putz is trying to sell me and millions of other Americans on fucking space tourism while our planet is dying. How much will these fucking vanity space flights contribute to the issue? What are the emissions from launching some fuck-o's rocket?
The segment did point out the obvious issue: Space flight is fucking dangerous, so if anything goes wrong, it will hurt the whole dumbass prospect of an industry. For the sake of humanity and the earth, I desperately hope these fuckers all die in the cold void of space when they try, hopefully without the debris killing anyone unrelated or further polluting the night sky.