He fights for FREEDOM

  • Barabas [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    So do they run a food truck or something? What do they mean by "illegal food sales"?

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      mutual aid arepas could make someone sick, therefore collectivos are biological warfare terrorists

    • WarmVodkaOnSummerDay [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      In commie vuvuzuelas, you must have three licenses from the government from Maduro himself to operate even A CHILD'S LEMONADE STAND

      these thugs however are allowed to sell lemonade anywhere, anytime, with no license ata ll. typical communism, letting the fat cats get richer by selling food

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    3 years ago

    Armed with submachine guns

    Commonly used weapons: Not submachine guns

    Also like how the crimes escalate from kidnapping and hired killings to "illegal food sales" (lol) and gasp Trespassing on private property!

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Half of those crimes arent even bad. In fact, I can't think of a way to make "illegal food sales" out to be a bad thing.

  • PZK [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Commonly used weapons: 9mm, AR-15, AK-47" "Armed with sub-machine guns" shows one UZI

    So basically... USES GUNS.

    Vehicles: Motorcycles, Pick-up trucks or other four-wheel drive vehicles.

    So basically... USES TRANSPORTATION.

    • Gamer_time [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Buying cabbages on the black market :shhh:

      Don't tell the cabbage mob :scared:

  • RowPin [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    imagines this photoshopped for an american cop w/ the same text Lol

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Show me one of a US soldier and do the same thing.