We started renting a garage spot about a month ago and there is a Mercedes parked next to us. I knew this asshole was gonna be trouble as soon as we as started parking there. I don’t need to tell anyone that Mercedes drivers are the most entitled drivers on the damn road, so I was sure to be careful not to touch their precious car. But regardless we get blamed by this petty asshole for dinging their car, which we never did. They posted a massively passive aggressive note, “please be careful, don’t hit my car, thanks!” We never touched their car. I’m convinced this asshole looked at our rusty, banged up car and assumed we scratched their car. I’m just so tired of being blamed for shit because we have the audacity to look poor next to passive aggressive yuppies.

Fuck luxury cars