It's dated from 2011 with one of the Brothers Jonas printed on the wrapper.

Not going to lie, I want to try it. It's still soft when I squeeze it and it seems to be air tight.

I'll update if I eat it, but if I don't

what should I do with it?

Update - I will not eat it. I don't want food poisoning.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    in my first week at a new job back in like 2014, i was cleaning out my predecessor's desk. he had retired in like '08 and was a packrat. i stumbled across a weird hershey's milk chocolate bar from the mid 1980s. like a local sports team commemorative chocolate bar for a championship year.

    i looked at it for several minutes before eating it. i've eaten a lot of marginal food in my time. i know to stay away from off animal products, but most of the "milk" in milk chocolate is some bullshit powdered b.s. and most processed foods in the U.S. have too much sodium in them to actually spoil so long as they are still sealed/dry.

    it tasted kinda chalky, but wasn't terrible. no rumbly in the tumbly. i would totally eat that chewy in principle, but the picture is kinda too funny to not keep and display prominently.