It's dated from 2011 with one of the Brothers Jonas printed on the wrapper.
Not going to lie, I want to try it. It's still soft when I squeeze it and it seems to be air tight.
I'll update if I eat it, but if I don't
what should I do with it?
Update - I will not eat it. I don't want food poisoning.
Probably don't eat it. I'm sure there are people that would love to eat it on video above their brown sofa for YouTube content.
Actually yeah. I don't have insurance and I don't need to fuck shit up. Though I think I'll pick up a box of fresh ones. These were amazing growing up.
Edit - thanks, comrades.
Whatever you do, use it to fuck over Nick Jonas. Because despite being a diabetic he works with insulin producers, and medical device producers to promote their extortion.
https://www.esquire.com/sports/a35441322/nick-jonas-super-bowl-commercial-dexcom-controversy/
you should eat it to own the libs. think how epic that would be
but it would be an epic big chungus poggers moment thoooooo
If its not moldy or smells like death, you could eat this with minimal digestive consequences (worked at a grocery store that was REALLY bad about rotating stock, we'd sometimes play gastronomical russian roulette with the things we found).
Otherwise, get a small display case, preferably lighted, and display this proudly. Leave it as the only thing in your will to family.
Spend the rest of your will on getting your body full body tatted up and then have a closed casket funeral.
in my first week at a new job back in like 2014, i was cleaning out my predecessor's desk. he had retired in like '08 and was a packrat. i stumbled across a weird hershey's milk chocolate bar from the mid 1980s. like a local sports team commemorative chocolate bar for a championship year.
i looked at it for several minutes before eating it. i've eaten a lot of marginal food in my time. i know to stay away from off animal products, but most of the "milk" in milk chocolate is some bullshit powdered b.s. and most processed foods in the U.S. have too much sodium in them to actually spoil so long as they are still sealed/dry.
it tasted kinda chalky, but wasn't terrible. no rumbly in the tumbly. i would totally eat that chewy in principle, but the picture is kinda too funny to not keep and display prominently.
I shouldn't have gone to that site. It's just endless Japanese banner adds. Fuckmyou chewy letting the domain lapse.
Feed it to the birds.
Ninja edit
That's probably not a good idea.
The sugar content should be high enough to more-or-less preserve it. If it still looks & smells good you should eat it, exactly as a coward wouldn't.
