Tied for me is "suckin' on chili dogs" and "between my penis and chin". Both are very relatable
it's not the lyrics themselves, but what follows after
That part in What I Got by Sublime where he goes "I can play the guitar like a motherfucking riot" and then plays a dooty dooty doo goofball solo always makes me laugh
Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Do you know where you are?
Welcome to the jungle punk, take a look around
It's limp bizkit, fucking up your town
We downloaded the shockwave
For all the ladies in the cave to get your groove on
You ever had sex with a Pharoah?
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
I put that pussy in a sarcophagus
All the ladies (where ya at?), all the fellas (where ya at?), and the people who dont give a fuck (where ya at?)
I am a God
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop
This ain't no disco
It ain't no country club either
This is L.A. .
Pretty much all the lyrics to this song are dumb and funny
"I'm gonna need you to buy me some antlers, antlers are what I need."
The entirety of all wesley Willis songs that I am not gonna put here out of fear of getting banned
