I’ll try to do as many suggestions as I can

    • jabrd [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      “Sorry honey, someone online told me to cheat on you. Gotta do it”

    • newmou [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Well I’m married so we’ll just blindfold each other in the car—done.