Fuck - Charlie Kirk, let's face it sex with all these guys is gonna be unpleasant. Kirk is either a virgin so it will be over quick or has a weird kink so there might be some novelty there.
Marry - Tim Pool, Pool is super dense, a dullard even by reactionary standards, seeing someone who you actually care about behind his back would be sooo easy.
Kill - Vaush, mostly so that folks finally shut up about him, but also because he reminds me of someone I knew in sixth form who played the guitar and was too into anime.
After a brief moment of thought:
Fuck - Charlie Kirk, let's face it sex with all these guys is gonna be unpleasant. Kirk is either a virgin so it will be over quick or has a weird kink so there might be some novelty there.
Marry - Tim Pool, Pool is super dense, a dullard even by reactionary standards, seeing someone who you actually care about behind his back would be sooo easy.
Kill - Vaush, mostly so that folks finally shut up about him, but also because he reminds me of someone I knew in sixth form who played the guitar and was too into anime.