In the course of human events, it has become clear that I want to beat my dick raw while thinking about you. To be clear, this would not be a sensual scented candles in the bath affair, but rather shameful, apelike jacking that will leave me feeling both unfulfilled and ashamed. I might cry afterwards. If you consent to this please let me know at your earliest convenience so that I can commence to busting.
Dear ______,
In the course of human events, it has become clear that I want to beat my dick raw while thinking about you. To be clear, this would not be a sensual scented candles in the bath affair, but rather shameful, apelike jacking that will leave me feeling both unfulfilled and ashamed. I might cry afterwards. If you consent to this please let me know at your earliest convenience so that I can commence to busting.
Sincerely, PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS