Because birds don't give a fuck about private property. They perch wherever the fuck they want. Some birds are apparently as "intelligent" as children, but I think they're actually way smarter than the bourgeoisie specifically because private property and national borders are all meaningless to them. The entire natural world is anarcho-communist and even Homo sapiens was like this for 95% of our time on Earth.

"No, actually you're wrong because birds have territories they defend and therefore capitalism is natural and we should all embrace it."

Really? Do birds enslave other birds to make money? Do they ever eat more food than they need? I don't fucking think so.

Also, birds are complex. Some are loners. Others hang out together. Sometimes different species even hang out together.

There are also far more bird species on Earth than there are mammal species. In some ways the reign of the dinosaurs never really ended.

When I lived in the American puppet state of "South Korea" I remember hearing about the wildlife in the DMZ and how certain birds there would fly back and forth between the DPRK and the "ROK" because they didn't give a fuck about the border. Based fucking birds.

Also, sometimes I saw spoonbills in the "ROK." That was really cool.

Right now there's a bunch of bluejays freaking out about something just outside my house. They get super active when it rains for some reason. That's why I'm writing this.

  • yesterday [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Love this post. Practically any place you visit on earth you'll find them too. Going to Antarctica? You got these majestic creatures. Middle of the fucking ocean? Check out these beauties. They're often extremely colorful whether you're in the tropics like this toucan or even if you're in the Bering Sea. Don't get me started on the amazing ways they hunt from these handsome fellas catching fish to these assassins plucking off seagulls and pigeons.

    If you go outside, you're practically guaranteed to find a bird. Coolest animal group there is. :lets-fucking-go:

    • duderium [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      When I was in "South Korea" I met a toucan in a zoo. I hate zoos but my kids were young and they loved it there. The toucan was fucking awesome and incredibly nice and gentle. The sun glowed through his huge beautiful yellow beak. A teenager who was probably being paid like $5 an hour was handling the toucan but he may have perched on one of my kids, I can't remember.

      It fucking sucks that their habitat is being destroyed and that this particular toucan was imprisoned in a zoo, something I supported with my wallet. Even as a liberal I didn't like going there and it wasn't hard to see that some of the animals at least were being treated poorly. They had some ostriches who were missing lots of feathers. The animals didn't seem completely miserable there but their situation obviously could have been a lot better. We also visited the San Francisco zoo a long time ago and it seemed to me, honestly, that the animals were well taken care of, just super super bored.

      We need to free all workers from capitalism but we also need to free our animal comrades from capitalism too, even if they can't speak for themselves and might not know what the fuck is going on, aside from the fact that it's really fucked up.

      • yesterday [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I completely understand where you're coming from. I've visited some similar places. One place in Costa Rica had a toucan whose beak was largely broken so I understood why it was there. Some housed birds though absolutely break my heart. Fortunately, I know of some zoos/aquariums/wildlife centers that only house birds they're actively rehabilitating due to injury, and will only keep them permanently if their injury is so severe they'd otherwise die in the wild. But these places have always rubbed me the wrong way because so many species of birds travel such enormous distances, even some every day. For me it just depends on how well their enclosure is and why they're there to begin with.