Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence.
Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence.
I mean what if Harry had an actual muggle friend? What if Dumbledore was actually gay in the text? What if Hermione got tired of the neoliberal incrementalism and bombed the Ministry of Magic to free elves and the other magical creatures?
Radicalized Hermione sounds fucking awesome tbh.
It's not as though they didn't have a straight shoot out at the Ministry in both book 5 and 7.
But rather than making it about liberation and rebellion, each conflict had to revolve around securing the McGuffin Superweapon.
Or what about if Ron goes on r/GenZedong and Hexbear