You definitely shouldn't go to https://prolifewhistleblower.com/anonymous-form/ and post the lyrics to Woody Guthrie's "All You Fascists Bound to Lose" (reproduced below so you can make sure not to do that)
I'm gonna tell you fascists
You may be surprised
The people in this world
Are getting organized
You're bound to lose
You fascists bound to lose
Race hatred cannot stop us
This one thing we know
Your poll tax and Jim Crow
And greed has got to go
You're bound to lose
You fascists bound to lose.
All of you fascists bound to lose:
I said, all of you fascists bound to lose:
Yes sir, all of you fascists bound to lose:
You're bound to lose! You fascists:
Bound to lose!
People of every color
Marching side to side
Marching 'cross these fields
Where a million fascists dies
You're bound to lose
You fascists bound to lose!
I'm going into this
And take my union gun
We'll end this world of slavery
Before this battle's won
You're bound to lose
You fascists bound to lose!
You also shouldn't repost a version of this anecdotal evidence from a brave Texan:
I went to the abortion store and the guy was like "yes xir, how can we help you?" And I said "three abortions please" and they were all "oh yeah, that's a triple double feature baby (if you know what I mean)."
Anywho, they took me back to the abortion parlor (that's what they called it, because they said it was "European"), and they put me up in the chair. Now, the chair was actually real big ebony throne, in the style of the Hapsburg monarchs of the 17th century (I'm an art history major at Baylor). You can't even believe how creepy it was, but, like in a cool way, you know? Like how black guys are creepy?
You know. "Urban."
Then they were like "alright, get them big corn-fed legs up in these stirrups, just pretend like you're at the rodeo." Now, I've never been to a rodeo and I think that the fact that they assumed that I HAVE is racist, which you can be SURE that I'll be complaining about to the other tip line, but I know that's not your department so I'll just leave that for the real expert team.
Anyway, the abortion.
First, they were all "hey, you know this is illegal and satanic, right? You're all down with the 'hail Satan' shit?"
I was like "hell yeah dude, Hillary Clinton is my bae and shit! I'm all about that adrenochrome life."
NB: I am not, in fact, quote "all about that adrenochrome life" unquote. I'm not even sure what adrenochrome is, but based on the decòr (that's a technical term from the art world meaning "the shit you got in your house"), it seemed like what the wanted to hear. They had all these posters up that all said like "have you had your fill?" and "ask us about our dollar menu" and "restrooms for customers only." Shady af, but I know how to ride that literal and metaphorical bull: I'm from Texas.
So finally I hopped up on that counter and told them to just get it done with because I had a Bernie Sanders reading group to be at in an hour.
Now one thing you got to understand about Bernie Sanders is that he ain't from Texas, but he got the spirit. I mean, I've never seen a man ride a mechanical bull more majestically than..
Oh wait, this is a Wendy's? Cool, I'll take a Baconator.