I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:

• ⁠A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight

• ⁠A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor

• ⁠They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • ⁠One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns

• ⁠The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man

• ⁠The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"

• ⁠The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos

• ⁠The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)

• ⁠During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free

I have more stories but I'm watching a movie with James Spader and it requires all my attention because he may be Jack the Ripper

The real move is not to do something like this that is easy to filter out, if you have enough people spamming this to bring down the site then cool, but you aren't really doing any lasting damage to their operations when any day 1 database student could filter out those reports.

What you really want to do is poison their data with false but plausible sounding reports, so they can't tell what is real and what isn't

Come up with different plausible names (easy to ignore the reports that "I got Ted Cruz bussy pregnant"), look up towns in Texas to match up the town/zipcode, hell even look up addresses on Zillow or whatever and make the story sound legit enough: "saw so and so and they mentioned they were pregnant, then they went on a trip and now they aren't"

When they get reports like that, you're wasting their actual time following up on bogus reports and not just adding a record in a database to be ignored

EDIT: Forgot to mention, VPN in Texas could be good too but depending on how they're set up it could be easy to filter those out, so tough to say

excellent website: I can have both "yes" and "no" selected on the question about whether im an elected official

You also shouldn't repost a version of this anecdotal evidence from a brave Texan:

I went to the abortion store and the guy was like "yes xir, how can we help you?" And I said "three abortions please" and they were all "oh yeah, that's a triple double feature baby (if you know what I mean)."

Anywho, they took me back to the abortion parlor (that's what they called it, because they said it was "European"), and they put me up in the chair. Now, the chair was actually real big ebony throne, in the style of the Hapsburg monarchs of the 17th century (I'm an art history major at Baylor). You can't even believe how creepy it was, but, like in a cool way, you know? Like how black guys are creepy?

You know. "Urban."

Then they were like "alright, get them big corn-fed legs up in these stirrups, just pretend like you're at the rodeo." Now, I've never been to a rodeo and I think that the fact that they assumed that I HAVE is racist, which you can be SURE that I'll be complaining about to the other tip line, but I know that's not your department so I'll just leave that for the real expert team.

Anyway, the abortion.

First, they were all "hey, you know this is illegal and satanic, right? You're all down with the 'hail Satan' shit?"

I was like "hell yeah dude, Hillary Clinton is my bae and shit! I'm all about that adrenochrome life."

NB: I am not, in fact, quote "all about that adrenochrome life" unquote. I'm not even sure what adrenochrome is, but based on the decòr (that's a technical term from the art world meaning "the shit you got in your house"), it seemed like what the wanted to hear. They had all these posters up that all said like "have you had your fill?" and "ask us about our dollar menu" and "restrooms for customers only." Shady af, but I know how to ride that literal and metaphorical bull: I'm from Texas.

So finally I hopped up on that counter and told them to just get it done with because I had a Bernie Sanders reading group to be at in an hour.

Now one thing you got to understand about Bernie Sanders is that he ain't from Texas, but he got the spirit. I mean, I've never seen a man ride a mechanical bull more majestically than..

Oh wait, this is a Wendy's? Cool, I'll take a Baconator.

Why the fuck is their firewall called "GoDaddy Security"

oh huh that page is geoblocked? i can't access it in canada

Switch it up to some pro-choice country songs. I recommend “A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N,” “Rapid City, South Dakota,” and “Will the Fetus be Aborted.”

Something cool about that form is that a couple of the boxes are bound by word count, not character count, so if your computer is good enough to handle it, you could simply open up a python interpreter, type in: > print("A"*10000) then copy that output a few times. You can make it 100000 too, start pounding megabytes into their database.

I can't seem to access the form anymore. Weird.

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