They seem to be of the opinion that since I don’t have little clones of myself running around that my free time is inherently less valuable.
No Sam, I’m not working two doubles so you can make it to little Timmys fucking music recitals. Bringing that little shit into the world was your fucking choice you dumbass!
Sorry, needed to vent.
Blaming your coworker for having kids so you're obligated to work extra hours :porky-happy:
Realizing this is your boss' problem and not yours, and agreeing to force them to deal with it by not showing up :porky-scared:
How many times do we have to tell you that no force on Earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one :sabo: