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  • MerryChristmas [any]
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    3 years ago

    I wanted to be a detective when I was young. It wasn't about the authority... ​I just wanted to drive around in a cool car, find clues and solve mysteries.

    Luckily, my role models were the Scooby-Doo gang rather than the cops. As soon as I realized that being an actual detective meant I had to hit my wife 40% of the time, I realized that life wasn't for me.