happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 7 months agoWow! The average person drinks approximately 1 gallon (3.8L) of milk in their sleep every night.message-squaremessage-square27 fedilinkarrow-up159
arrow-up159message-squareWow! The average person drinks approximately 1 gallon (3.8L) of milk in their sleep every night.happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 7 months agomessage-square27 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexagonhexbear12·7 months agoThat's why they did the study. It's apparently "the worst public health crisis since cholera". link
minus-squaredat_math [they/them]hexbear8·7 months agoYeah, not like there's an insidious respiratory virus exploding link
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexagonhexbear1·7 months agoThey're measuring it in terms of # of people per capita shitting themselves to death. link
minus-squaredat_math [they/them]hexbear3·7 months agoWow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time there's a public health crisis that people can solve at home by using their personal responsibility to be vegan? link
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexagonhexbear3·7 months agoThe study mentions that vegans end up drinking even more milk in their sleep than self-described milk drinkers. link
minus-squaredat_math [they/them]hexbear2·7 months agooh fuck but does this mean I'm also a milk drinker? oh fuck link
That's why they did the study. It's apparently "the worst public health crisis since cholera".
Yeah, not like there's an insidious respiratory virus exploding
They're measuring it in terms of # of people per capita shitting themselves to death.
Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time there's a public health crisis that people can solve at home by using their personal responsibility to be vegan?
The study mentions that vegans end up drinking even more milk in their sleep than self-described milk drinkers.
oh fuck
but does this mean I'm also a milk drinker?
oh fuck