What can a mfer do for exercise?
Swimming is no go because the nearest pool is even further. Running is off the table because of a bad injury I had a long time ago (knees and hip are fucked) and cycling is a thing but my bike is all fucked up and the bike shops around here charge a fortune and I tried repairing it myself based on diy youtube videos but ended up damaging it more.
Walking feels like it's not good enough and I don't really have enough room at home for doing most bodyweight exercises or for home equipment (also too expensive). With winter coming up doing exercises outside won't be impossible but I live in canadia so it'll be a fucking pain in the ass.
Any suggestions fit comrades?
A workout like this can be done by making about as much space as a towel. I used to do three sets of this in between three sets of upper body stuff when I was working out (a habit which I have sadly fallen out of) and that plus running kept me fit enough for the Marine Corps. If running is no-go then that's fine it just means more time to focus on your core and upper body until you get that bike fixed.
Working out is all about creating a habit, which looks easy but is actually one of the hardest things you can ever set out to do. Schedule your workout into a time slot where you feel energized and commit to doing it even when you feel like shit and don't want to do it. This can be where having a workout buddy really helps, because it's a lot harder to let somebody else down than it is to let yourself down.