the lobster.
what does the lobster?
You are a lobster. Bitch, you live in the ocean. You are a crustacean. You need to eat your fuckin' weight in trash. Your fucking children, you've had 15 children. You literally live in a bath. You've literally never. dried. your. penis. You've never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You've had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are entrees at the seafood restaurant.
Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die in the ocean. You fucking can't read. You don't know what TV is. If you were transported onto land, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don't know shit. You literally probably don't even know what the direction 'left' is. I'm sure some marine biologist is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I've been to the beach. I've eaten a turkey leg, which the Juggalos call 'bitch beaters', which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.
Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can't sink into this hole. You live on the seafloor. Your job is to eat garbage, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You're in the HOLE. You are a LOBSTER. And the Lobster, when he's in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.
You need to eat a body. And you need to carry parasites. And you need to carry parasites around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit buttery bile and will choke on shells and will grow lethargic. But only if you get together with your other LOBSTERS. And you come up with some kind of super parasites, to fuckin end your enemies and...
End. This. Nightmare.
If you were transported onto land, you would be the worst gamer of all time.
:michael-laugh:
It pees through its face
we could all learn a thing or two from this 😤 😤
🎵What does lobster do?
He's coming after you.
Got to solve that mystery.
Na na na na na naaaa 🎶
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the lobster?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the lobster?
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
What the lobster?
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
What the lobster?
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
What the lobster?
So you've got a lobster, and you've got a magnet. Lobster has antenna, but don't you grab it. Magnet made of iron; lobster has a beak.
Don't put a lobster on your plate. He'll use his magnet to escape. He'll jump right up and claw your ear, and then he'll bite your eye.
Lobster sticks to magnet (ey-ey-ay-ay). Lobster sticks to magnet (ey-ey-ay-ay).
Left claw north. Right claw south.
