• Sushi_Desires
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    3 years ago

    Someone tweeted bits from a real patent related to anal recognition algorithm strategies for use in some of these toilets, it's just as absurd as it all sounds. It's both hilarious and deeply depressing

    • GothWhitlam [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Can't wait til our smart sex toys are also reporting back to insurance companies while our toilet collects data about our shutting habits to inform future employers