Follows you around the house in order to build a profile on you. Fucking spooky man. It will also "throw itself down a flight of stairs if presented an opportunity" though, so maybe start getting some steps in if you find yourself suddenly being stalked by this thing in a tech bros house. Or grab it by its antenna and shove it in a closet. Maybe both :think-about-it: .

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    What if your dog had a suicide drive and was a snitch?

    • cawsby [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you pirate that Disney movie.