Braces let me get some of that sweet, sweet big bosom action the only orthodontist in town when I was 12, she was named Dr. Pullman and I believe spent most of her money on plastic surgery. I went to her for 4-5 years and she looked like a 50 year old Dolly Parton Barbie near when I left. Great Dentist surname though, Pullman.
Everytime she would lean over to work on patients she would practically smother them. She knew what she was doing.
As someone who lived in an artist town that had too many artists and not enough buyers, probably a lot of heartache and poverty for creators.