Follows you around the house in order to build a profile on you. Fucking spooky man. It will also "throw itself down a flight of stairs if presented an opportunity" though, so maybe start getting some steps in if you find yourself suddenly being stalked by this thing in a tech bros house. Or grab it by its antenna and shove it in a closet. Maybe both :think-about-it: .
Who needs a dog that loves me when I can have a proto-murder machine that stalks me throughout my home and reports my and my loved ones’ innermost secrets to an evil mega corporation!