Follows you around the house in order to build a profile on you. Fucking spooky man. It will also "throw itself down a flight of stairs if presented an opportunity" though, so maybe start getting some steps in if you find yourself suddenly being stalked by this thing in a tech bros house. Or grab it by its antenna and shove it in a closet. Maybe both :think-about-it: .
instead of barking for five minutes like someone has kicked them when I get up to use the bathroom at 1:30am like my roommate's dog does, will this machine instead just call the cops/fire a lethal round into my skull from down the hallway?