i was drinkin a gallon of milk on the bus yesterday and the chinese communist party surrounded me and started screamin "milk boy milk boy" and made me do the milk boy dance and i cried and cried

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      first they came for the beans and i did not speak up for i was drinking milk at the time

      then they came for the milk drinkers and made us do the milk boy dance in front of everyone and we wet ourselves cause we were full of damn milk