https://twitter.com/JonahFurman/status/1448483622940446722?t=F-T9_xCRANKmmGJScdNTTg&s=19

  • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    "How many things would you like me to not weld today"

    See, if you fuck up badly enough, you WILL weld it to the point where it can't be sold nor redone correctly. So chin-up comrade. With the right attitude, you can actually do worse than nothing!

    • scraeming [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      "Ah damn my bony keyboard arms have burnt a hole through this axle half an inch out of minimum tolerance, what a shame. Well, practice makes perfect; give me another one!"

      • FreakingSpy [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I fear not the man who has failed 10,000 welds once, but I fear the man who has failed one weld 10,000 times

        -Bruce Lee

        • scraeming [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I was thinking of being so bad at welding that I manage to just melt a hole through the base material, which sounds about up my alley. Now that I think about it, I don't even know if a welder would be capable of doing that lmao

          • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]M
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            3 years ago

            People definitely cut things with torches, but I don't think that's called welding. I've never seen it in manufacturing, but I suppose it is a good way to permanently take things apart.

      • Washburn [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        On Combine #35 "Oh fuck, this one's the plasma cutter, isn't it?"

    • Quimby [any, any]
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      3 years ago

      I wish my irl bosses were this inspiring. Do you have any idea how much I'd look forward to work if it meant coming in everyday to fuck around and ruin some corporation?