i was eating a bag of shrimp on the bus and some tankies said "hey shrimp boy those are the people's shrimp now" and they made me do the shrimp boy dance while they ate all of them in front of me.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    We had a whole crate full of thousand islands dressing because without the free market telling us what to do, we produced way too much of that crap in our inefficient communism factory. Couldn't let that go to waste - i mean, it's not as if we have much food to begin with after Stalin dropped by with his big spoon. So we went out and expropriated a bunch of shrimp. Tankies gonna tank.