I want to be a cat because cats have the most self-esteem and generally have to deal with the least amount of bullshit, it's all just fighting raccoons or lying in sunbeams depending on if they're feral or a housecat.

  • LibsEatPoop [any]
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    3 years ago

    a dog with a good owner, I guess. It'll be a nice life at least.