I want to be a cat because cats have the most self-esteem and generally have to deal with the least amount of bullshit, it's all just fighting raccoons or lying in sunbeams depending on if they're feral or a housecat.

  • RandyLahey [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    triceratops

    chill and eat a bunch of plants all day, and if anyone fucks with my chilled plant-eating vibe, stab them with my head

    then get wiped out by a meteor