• vertexarray [any]
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    3 years ago

    [democrat voice] the voters are uneducated and have lead poisoning. However, that has nothing to do with teachers unions being crushed and lead in the tap water.

  • mr_world [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Oh the polls, the precious fucking polls, and numbers and stats. Figures. Graphs. Charts. Root mean square. P-values. Percentages. Magic incantations, summoning a god that doesn't exist.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      I put all the data into a big box and I shook it for an hour and then I spilled it out onto the floor and all it said was "Punch Left To Win".

    • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      Which, when they fail libs, become completely meaningless and they go off about it on social media. Remember election night when 538 said Biden would pull it off and it started looking like he was going to lose, and libs wanted Nate silvers head on a platter?

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    For all their talk about wanting to woo Conservatives, Liberals sure love to immediately call them dumb hicks the instant Conservative voters fail to vote for whatever milquetoast lib is pushed

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        I mean, they're all getting paid. Yeah, it sucks to lose. But they'll live to run another day, when the Republicans try to pass the "Kick A Puppy Act" in the middle of another massive recession and everyone forgets why Democrats sucked.

    • MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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      3 years ago

      I mean one reason they lost is libs are elitist pricks and that headline is the perfect example

      shit is like performance art at this point

  • Norm_Chumpsky [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Democrats: sure we don't do anything to make things better and laugh at people who think we should even try, but don't you idiots remember how bad the other guys are?

    • TheModerateTankie [any]
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      3 years ago

      "It's the fault of the left for asking us to do good things which are overwhelmingly popular."

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    American politics are controlled by voters with the memory of a golden retriever

    I mean, that’s not entirely wrong…

    • FunnyUsername [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Yeah are we really gonna pretend this isn't true, the only thing Americans can remember is 9/11

  • Vanjones [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Banning Trump from Twitter and basically all non print media was clearly a mistake.

    They let all the hot air out after the election

    Brunch will be had and it will be delicious.