"hey carbohydra, couldn't help but notice you weren't in the Metaverse™ meeting again this week. There's a lot of important information shared there and you not participating is making work more difficult for everyone else. We need you to be a team player or your future with the MiseryInc family will be in jeopardy."
can't wait for this shit to go from optional to """optional"""
"hey carbohydra, couldn't help but notice you weren't in the Metaverse™ meeting again this week. There's a lot of important information shared there and you not participating is making work more difficult for everyone else. We need you to be a team player or your future with the MiseryInc family will be in jeopardy."
"Please purchase the necessary $800 dollar branded headset and report to my virtual office so I can fire you."